I'm gonna have a badass scar
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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