I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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