Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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