I love black thongs
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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