so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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