ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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