i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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