I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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