A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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