somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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