I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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