have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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