she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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