when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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