I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Everything about him screamed your future.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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