i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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