what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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