You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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