Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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