Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Randomize
