I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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