Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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