i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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