i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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