talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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