Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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