I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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