i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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