wakey wakey hands off snakey
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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