the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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