I can tuck mytits in my pants
My pussy is not your playground.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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