Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I smell stomach acid.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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