that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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