I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
Randomize
