I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I think your dad took our porno
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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