I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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