it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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