i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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