I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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