from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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