We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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