i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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