I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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