These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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