I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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