Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Randomize
