I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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