yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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