Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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