me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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