Cold hands, warm shart.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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