We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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