So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
