whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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