Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
We need to rekindle our bromance
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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