So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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